He Says, She Says.

HE: Sorry my Gazelle, ...

SHE'S THINKING: Gazelle, when he's going to apologise for something..

HE: I made love to another woman in my dreams last night.

SHE'S THINKING : ...(something unmentionable in print)

She smiles and says: I don't feel so guilty then.

HE (in his french accent): Guilty? Comment Guilty?

SHE: I french kissed Matt Damon in my dreams, and it was so real, I had to sigh when I woke up. It felt nice kissing him.

HE: HMMMMMMPH!